Menagetrois

I was processing an old case today and came across a lady whose name is Menagetrois.
I can't make this shit up.

I Met Gerald Ford Yesterday

I'm in a new location now in the state and had the chance to interview Gerald Ford yesterday. Yes, the real Gerald Ford. You thought he was dead right? Nope, just a hoax. But he is on the run. And he's black. He's hiding from the state dept. who is after him. He has blueprints for the mothership in his head. It's pretty important, ya know.
He then told me his scam for picking up women. "Groceries" he said. "Yea, ya buy them some baloney and some Twinkies for the kids and you be up in that for a few days". I gladly hooked him up with some food stamps and found him a men's shelter to hide out in till the coast is clear. Even scored him a few bus tokens. Not a bad day for an ex-president. Hey, he was eligible. And he entertained me for a good 30 minutes. I can't hate on that. His full name was Gerald Punkin' Ford, but people just call him Punkin.
So ladies, if you're ever propositioned with food in exchange for a place to stay for a few days don't worry, it's probably just Punkin' trying to lay low.

What Is Social Servant US of A?

Social Servant US of A is a collection of short excerpts of narration of public assistance cases from a Social Services location in Maryland. The actions are real, however, the people are not.
Sometimes the Servant will also share interesting stories that come about.

No Medical Assistance at age 72

3/19/08...worker alpha...441256985

client, d.o.b. 4/10/36, returned letter from social worker, copy of BG&E bill, checking account stmnt. Items returned late. Savings account not returned. Medical assistance to end 3/31/08. client will have to reapply.