I was processing an old case today and came across a lady whose name is Menagetrois.
I can't make this shit up.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Friday, June 20, 2008
I Met Gerald Ford Yesterday
I'm in a new location now in the state and had the chance to interview Gerald Ford yesterday. Yes, the real Gerald Ford. You thought he was dead right? Nope, just a hoax. But he is on the run. And he's black. He's hiding from the state dept. who is after him. He has blueprints for the mothership in his head. It's pretty important, ya know.
He then told me his scam for picking up women. "Groceries" he said. "Yea, ya buy them some baloney and some Twinkies for the kids and you be up in that for a few days". I gladly hooked him up with some food stamps and found him a men's shelter to hide out in till the coast is clear. Even scored him a few bus tokens. Not a bad day for an ex-president. Hey, he was eligible. And he entertained me for a good 30 minutes. I can't hate on that. His full name was Gerald Punkin' Ford, but people just call him Punkin.
So ladies, if you're ever propositioned with food in exchange for a place to stay for a few days don't worry, it's probably just Punkin' trying to lay low.
He then told me his scam for picking up women. "Groceries" he said. "Yea, ya buy them some baloney and some Twinkies for the kids and you be up in that for a few days". I gladly hooked him up with some food stamps and found him a men's shelter to hide out in till the coast is clear. Even scored him a few bus tokens. Not a bad day for an ex-president. Hey, he was eligible. And he entertained me for a good 30 minutes. I can't hate on that. His full name was Gerald Punkin' Ford, but people just call him Punkin.
So ladies, if you're ever propositioned with food in exchange for a place to stay for a few days don't worry, it's probably just Punkin' trying to lay low.
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